Wednesday, 21 December 2011

A Summary of Life in 2011 and the EPIC war of Harry Potter Vs Twilight

Ah, well, its kinda too late for me to talk about my school life isn't it?
So, let's make this a short one and skip to some fun.

So, at the start of the year, I'm thrown into J1 Trust (or 'Trash' if you don't like them.) by the school, meanwhile my friends were all in different class... Sad, isn't it?
Well, the start of term wasn't that bad, partly that everyone are still making friends and trying to give each other a good impression. But after the sweet two-weeks honey moon, there's when the pressure and problems start.

Well, before talking about the nasty stuffs, let me introduce you my English class, Junior One Manchester. Well, you may ask what's the difference between our English class and our normal ones. In my school, two normal classes around 90 student together is going to be spilt into 3 small classes around 30 each, according to our standards we have done in our placement test. So, in my level, we have Elementary classes and Pre-Intermediate. So, my class is one of the three Pre-Inter classes in my level.
The Awesome Junior One Maniacs :D
There's always a problem no matter where you are, yes, this Maniac class also have its problems.
Well, my teacher is a new teacher so her class management wasn't that good and she chose a git for class monitor. =.= We have a crazy year.

In the middle of the term, we have our Sports Day and a Food & Fun Fair, which is both fun and tired. And an awful lot of exams... Then whoosh, one year's gone.
Hm, let's see are they any interesting movies out this year. I'm not entire sure as I'm stuck in the mist of books... But I have a very deep impression on Harry Potter & the Deadly Hallows Part 2, Puss in Boots, Cars 2 and of course the one that caused an uproar in the world, Twilight: Breaking Dawn. As for books and animes, I lost track of all of them... Speaking of which, Winter Anime Season is OUT. I need better Internet speed.

Hm, just now I said that we should have some fun right?
Yes, welcome to today's real topic:

Harry Potter Vs Twilight
Wizards Vs Vampires
One of the most Epic Battles among Fans

Well, to be frank for those Twitards and Potterhead the following article may contains spoilers. And I would side Harry Potter (So, don't be surprise when this turns out to be "Harry Potter pawns Twilight"). The following of this page contains funny pictures I've collected on the net.
YOU NEED TO KNOW AT LEAST A BIT OF BOTH STORIES TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE JOKES.
First, let me introduce the Epic Battle of the Characters in these two series.
The last one is the most awesome...
Snape Vs Jacob...? Ah, a love & hate relationship.
Let's welcome the main theme of tonight~!
One of the fan's drawing...

Let me introduce Team Twilight.

And Team Potterheads

Right, Let the Magic and Sparks begins~!

Snape, I like you, you are always saying the truth.
... -speechless-

Hm, let's a have go on Facebook! Well, due to certain circumstances, I wasn't allowed to put Bad Words on this blog or else I'll put it in the risk of being delete. So, sorry to say that it might put off some fun... But never mind. Let's get started.

When Harry Potter crashed with Twilight.
Since when Cullen preferred Harry as his erm.. Gay?
Snape made out with a Hot Dog...
Well, the following one is a very serious problem when you have a TwiTard for a BIO teacher.
Well, don't say that they exist in your Perfect Twilight World,
'cause this is the reality, where both Hogwarts and Edward does not EXIST.
Random Fun starts now.
The Goods & The Bads
Aww, the following one's kinda cute. :3
She's not my Hermione.
Well, many people support RonXHermione while some prefer DracoXHermione...
The next one is all the "Awkward Moment" after the 8th movie.
Awkwardness

Failbook incoming!!
FAIL
Time for those forums and Tweets than Failbooks.
That sounds a little wrong.
A quote about (or feelings towards) Edward.

I'm feeling the same here.

Hm, one of the dialogue favoured by those Twitards.
I seriously wondered how they make the picture on the cake...
Maybe I can tell them to make one about Harry Potter or other movies.
*.*
When Voldie meets Eddie.
You too, Voldy.
So, the predator have fell in Love with the prey.
So.
Dumbledore is inviting us for a feast because...
Cheers~!
Ah, something from FanFiction~
Hm, you can try the Crossovers too.

Well, being fair, time for something about Twilight.
-sighs-
Some Christmas spirit?
Yes, Edward's home.
A Twilight fan girl bingo...? Never heard of.. let's see.
-blinded by Sparkles-
I have to be fair... No choice...
Wise move.
Ah, Twitards, can you give me the answer to the question below?
So the dinosaur thought.
I its time to end... so a last few ones.
Taylor...? You are actually that short??
>.<
Well, what do you think of this Harry Potter vs Twilight idea? If you like it, hope that I'll do a part two, because I've lots more pics! I never knew this was such a long post. Say hello to goodbye~!





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